20 years before the Halo event (Halo: Combat Evolved) is when Halo Wars is taking place. The game is near the start of the Human/Covenant War and it is the only non first person shooter game with Halo in the title. Aside from the fact that Master Chief isn’t in it and it’s a strategy game, it isn’t that bad. Not that I don’t like strategy games. Hardest/Most annoying level: Arcadia City, It’s a “protect this guy or lose” type mission, the worst type.
Man, I can’t believe I haven’t talked about Halo yet, so I’ll get started.
Halo is about Master Chief (you, who has enhanced abilities and has a shield around his whole body) fighting aliens who could kill all of humanity ( the aliens are called the Covenant (Cov-e-nant ). In the ranks of the Covenant are many aliens ( I’ll put them in order of lowest to highest rank ) the original ones are the Grunts ( who are really funny to listen to since they’ll scream in fear of you, run away from you, and call you “demon”), the Jackals ( they have shield that protect them, round shields they carry with them), the Elites ( the most like you except their mouths split in four ways), and the very painful Hunters( Um… their name sort of tells you they’re tough, they have guns implanted into them and a metal shield inside the other arm). Then, in Halo 2, 2 more Covenant soldiers are added and 1 other thing is added ( in guessed rank), Drones ( who are really big( human size) bugs, and they can fly) ,Brutes( same as Elites, only no shielding, just Brute strength), and the “other” Prophets, there is only 3 of them in total, and as far as I remember you kill 1 and the Flood (who will be in my next Halo post) kill the other.
Well, sorry about the large post but, I am dividing them so it isn’t ridiculous, and I might add weapons after the USNC post, if I even do that one, but anyway,
This is a sad day for SBCG4AP, for this is the final episode. Ok I’m done. So remember what I put on the last post about SBCG4AP? If not I’m not heartbroken or anything since I just updated it, but anyway on to what I said” He jumped in the direction of the TROGDOR machine….” And guess what? That plays a HUGE role in this one, and here it is. Strong Bad jumps into the TROGDOR machine and brakes it then Strong Sad get mad at him and tells him he needs to fit it, but just then the machine comes to life (sort of. it gets a beefy arm, wings, and feet)(it looks like an arcade game). Then after lot of other stuff he “fixes the problem”it comes to life ( for real this time, looks just like The Burninator/Trogdor). If you want to know every single detail ,buy it, or go to THY LINK coming to stores nearest thy self! Whatever that means.
Dangeresque 3 after so many years has been completed, in a video game adaption. The game starts in Dangeresque’s(Strong Bad’s) office.
You open the door and Dangeresque Too(Homestar) and Renaldo(Coach Z) come in, for Renaldo’s retirement party. Then Cutesy Buttons(Marzipan) comes in with Credenza ( Marzipan’s Plant), which Strong Bad said not to bring to the set. Cutesy Buttons wants you to go and get a rain forest antidote? I guess is what it was.
She’ll be kidnaped when you try to give it to her, and that’s where you’ll just need to read the walkthrough on www.taletellgames.com/strongbad. But, it’s a pretty good one. Sayin’ it’ll be out June 2004 only 4 and a half years behind schedule. Super Reliability!
Call of Duty 3 is about WWII ( World War 2 ) in the game you play as the allies ( U.S.A, Britian, Canada, France, ect.) and you are in France fighting to reclaim it during the Normandy Breakout campaign. It’s not easy to beat game and the level that shows that is the last one where I died like 50 times the first time I got to the level, and let me tell you something else, I was playing on Easy. So really that’s luckily a game so I don’t only have one life and I get to finish the game instead of the game saying ” You died you may no longer play, sorry.” So then you’d have to start all over and you’d throw your game into the wall and start yelling at it. But anyway it’s a good game. And I haven’t yelled at it yet!