Ah yes… my mom has finally joined my dad and, of course, myself. Really it’s taken my mom like… 8 days just to think of a “Clever enough first post” as my mom has said. But anyway, should be good, hopefully. Just kidding…. maybe. Status: 3 posts, 2 comments. Location: jannewsome.com
Christmas is a lovely time where you get presents for not too many reasons which is fine by me….I mean if there’s a kid in the world who doesn’t like getting presents, then what type kid are you?! Get off this site right now! Go on shoo, shoo. Well now that he/she is off the site, let’s celebrate their not onness with… um… smiley faces. 
celebration complete. Well, until the next time I post, begone, you are banished, but remember, it’s only til a post again. I’m not totally sure how you’ll know your unbanished without coming on this website… but that’s your problem.
Today is my birthday!! Hooray! Well to celebrate this wonderful time, I’ll um….. not sing. Well I can tell you the best parts about getting older. You get cake, and you get presents. And that’s it. Uh, I’d love to tell you the bad parts but there aren’t any I know of except you get older.
Well for all the the 5 or 7 people who come to this site, thank you for letting this site be known by the few, the proud, and the awesome (not valid in non-Huntsville).Or possibly awesome, or possibly proud for that matter.
Well anyway Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday awesome Adam! Happy birthday to me! Thank you for singing that song, but if you think I sang it your wrong I’m a boy of my word…. most of the time.
This is a sad day for SBCG4AP, for this is the final episode. Ok I’m done. So remember what I put on the last post about SBCG4AP? If not I’m not heartbroken or anything since I just updated it, but anyway on to what I said” He jumped in the direction of the TROGDOR machine….” And guess what? That plays a HUGE role in this one, and here it is. Strong Bad jumps into the TROGDOR machine and brakes it then Strong Sad get mad at him and tells him he needs to fit it, but just then the machine comes to life (sort of. it gets a beefy arm, wings, and feet)(it looks like an arcade game). Then after lot of other stuff he “fixes the problem”it comes to life ( for real this time, looks just like The Burninator/Trogdor). If you want to know every single detail ,buy it, or go to THY LINK coming to stores nearest thy self! Whatever that means.
Subscribing is now a possibility! Isn’t this exciting!? And just to let you “Nonknowables” know something this is also called getting an email that informs you of a new post. And for the people who don’t know what an email is, wait what? What kind of person on a computer doesn’t know what email is? i mean GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND GET SOME HELP if you don’t know what it is!!! Anyway just subscribe to this site. It won’t bite… unless you provoke it, it doesn’t like that. Might let you go if you give it a… um…. food? What does this site like? Mabye some echicken? eCheeseburger? eShrimp? Oh well, I’ll question it later.
