I figure this will keep you busy…
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What an amazing story, of both tacos and… guys named “Al”.
In other news, there are multiple things that involve ID 10 T’s that aren’t fun.
If you ever thought this had a point… you thought wrong.
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Now… it’s a link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaZuDY5yo-I
Deadpool’s Comic Con Song
Dead Space has probably got a better story than most games that are made to keep you coming for story… not for getting scared to the point of falling out of your chair (which… thinking about it, shouldn’t happen).
Graphics
For a game that came out in 2008, I have to say it looks better than a lot of newer games I’ve seen. It’s graphics however, compared to Dead Space 2, Halo: Reach, or Assassin’s Creed are not as good. (However, those games have about 2 years of extra graphics techniques helping them)
Gameplay
Dead Space’s gameplay is by far what keeps you continue to play it over and over. For example, when you blow someone up in Call of Duty, what do they do? Fall over. In Dead Space, they actually blow into lots of pieces (just like Fallout). The variety of weapons also keeps you laughing at what you just did, then getting scared by the Necromorph that came out from behind of you. Also, even the third time going though an area, you’ll be freaked out by a Necromorph that came out of nowhere.
Necromorphs
The Necromorphs are the worst things ever, of all time. Not meaning that they are “bad” meaning too easy, bad meaning they’ll kill you if you let your guard down.
The First time you fight a Necromorph, right above the gun you pick up it says “CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS” this is the Golden Rule of Dead Space, don’t do this, and you won’t make it past Chapter 2.
Weapons
The first weapon you get in games like this usually are the worst, right? Yes. Luckily, in Dead Space, the first weapon is probably the best in the game if you use it correctly (and if you upgrade it).
Dead Space
Dead Space is easily one of the best games I’ve played, however… your mom’s gonna hate it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtAdjrvD0bY
I’ll probably write one of these for the sequel, Dead Space 2 (which is what the link is about).
Go ahead… click it!
This is the awesomest show ever… of all time.
That being said, Red vs. Blue follows the Red and Blue team (referred to as the Reds, and the Blues), however, Church, the leader of Blue team, is the main character.
The Reds
The Red team contains the soldiers Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Dount, and Lopez.
Sarge: No one actually knows his name. He wears red armor, and he is the Red team’s leader.
Grif: Lazy. Wears orange armor. Minor Junior Private Negative First Class is his rank.
Simmons: Crimson. Private. Computer expert of Red team (doesn’t mean he’s good).
Dount: Pink. Private. Well… um… yeah, he’s weird… and not in a good way… at all. “Why would command give me pink armor?” “Don’t ask, don’t tell.”-Dount then Grif
The Blues
The members of Blue team are Church, Tucker, and Caboose.
Church: Cobalt. Private (leader of Blue team). He is a “ghost” and was killed by Caboose.
Tucker: Teal. Private. Most annoying character.
Caboose: Blue. Private. Team Killer (on accident). Stupid beyond belief. Awesome.
End?
As you see, Red vs. Blue is awesome. If you don’t believe me, look it up. I will warn you though, it has a lot of cussing.
Part o’ sound track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rktLE-DDJU&NR=1
Just some quick overviews of the links on my site.
Two Chairs, No Waiting (2 chairs – waiting)
Two Chairs, No Waiting is my dad’s podcast on The Andy Griffith Show… ‘nough said.
Homestar Runner Wiki (Homestar Historys)
This site is a wiki full of all of the videos on Homestarrunner.com, and trivia about them (random facts for the win!).
Homestarrunner.com
Homestarrunner.com is a website mainly about Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Just click the link to understand it.
Jannewsome.com
My mom’s rarely updated website.
My Halo Service Record
My Halo Service Record…. once again, ‘nough said.
Pointless sites
Pointlesssites.com… really weird websites.
Sam Newsome’s Blog
My cousin Sam’s blog.
SBCG4AP
Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People (I can’t play it).
Not a link
Well, that’s all of them…. so… I’m done.
~Check out this super cool random thing over there.
Halo Reach is both the beginning, and the and of Halo (made by Bungie at least). By this, I mean the Fall of Reach is right before the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (for those who don’t know, it’s the first game, where the pistol was better than everything else), and it is the final Halo game that Bungie will make (343 Industries has Halo now).
Campaign
Without ruining the story for anyone, the campaign is one of the best of the series, and as Bungie said “From the beginning, you know the end,” which is completely true considering the game starts off showing you your helmet with a bullet hole in the visor.
Firefight
Firefight is back, only now, it allows you to customize it. You want a game where you’re invincible, you have a rocket launcher with a bottomless magazine and a jetpack against only Grunts? You can do that.
Forge
Forge is also back, and it’s easier to use now too. However, the easiness of it makes it less good in my opinion since now anyone can make a map that only someone very good at forging could make in Halo 3. However, overall, it’s good.
Multiplayer
Unlike what most of the people on Bungie.net say, Bungie did a good job on Reach’s multiplayer matchmaking. The new “Armor Abilities” add variety to the type of random things can happen during matchmaking.
Final Rating
This part could also be called “First Rating,” since I haven’t rated it yet.
If you like to have fun over and over, with both explosions and guns, then Halo: Reach is easily one of the best games ever. If you don’t, then why did you even read something about Halo?
Closing
If I continue what I’m trying to start, you’ll see posts like this every Wednesday and Friday. But the Friday ones will have links to something… haven’t figured out if it will always be some video. Oh, and I’ll keep randomly updating every once and a while too.
-The guy who wrote this
